Gentlemen, time to musk up.
Sex Panther is the exact same cologne that appears in the classic comedy Anchorman… only except for a few differences. It’s not illegal in 9 countries, it’s not made from bits of real panther, and it doesn’t smell like pure gasoline, used diapers filled with Indian food, a turd covered in burnt hair or big foot’s dick.
It does however smell really good, and would make a fantastic gift for any die-hard Anchorman fan. In fact, I would even go as far as to say more than 60% of the time, it works every time!