Everybody wants to reach spiritual enlightenment, yet almost no one knows how to get there. Little do they know, one of the easiest ways to attain it is through growing an epic beard! Because after all, beardliness is godliness.
You must achieve 17 stages of beardliness before you reach God status. These include; Cave Manly, Sea Captainly, Hippiely, Jumberjackly, Kung Fu Masterly and Wizardly. This hilarious T-Shirt also contains a ‘holy beard level’, which lets you measure, and show off your beard status to your not-so-enlightened friends.